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Thursday, January 05, 2006

De: Emilio Gª G.
Magdalena. Tengo un problemilla. Estaba duchándome esta mañana y sin querer, resbalé con el jabón y caí con tan mala suerte que el bote del champú se me metió por el culo. Bueno, el boté de champú, dos pelotas de tenis, la guía Michelin y un cd pirata de David Bisbal (bueno, el cd es mío, pero canta Bisbal). El caso es que parece que lo que entró no tiene ganas de salir con tanta facilidad. ¿Tengo que ir al médico? ¿Se reirá de mí? Contéstame pronto, porque esta tarde vienen mis amigos y tenía ganas de poner el cd de música de fondo.
Atentamente:

Emilio.

Respuesta de Magdalena:

Joder, ¡qué mala suerte has tenido Emilio! Mi consejo es que vayas a un médico y para evitar que se ría te inventes una excusa creíble como que te gusta meterte cosas por el culo mientras te la meneas. Además, la próxima vez que te duches hazlo con traje de baño para evitar problemas. Un besito en el culete:

Magda

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